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Hey, this is Adrien's voicemail. Sorry I couldn't get to you, leave a message. OR THE MORE EMBARRASSING EDITION: Chat Noir here! Or, well, not here. Crimes to solve, people to save, don't take it personally. Leave a meowssage! [ beep. ] ![]() |
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a n y w a y. ]
We can put that right below "being confusing" on the list at this point.
Have you been okay?
[ wait, is that a weird question to ask after only been gone a couple of days — even if it felt like way longer? is it also weird to miss someone when you had no idea they existed until right now, after the time to miss them's passed? cerealia! ]
I mean, I know it's just been a couple of days but... yeah.
I didn't mean to freak you guys out.
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[ and now that he Knows Things about her feelings towards adrien... well, it wouldn't hurt to at least angle things in the right direction. that isn't meddlesome, right? right.
besides, he isn't lying. the poor girl was close to panicking. ]
I know; we won't hold it against you. But if I may ask, were you able to return home?
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Marinette's... really nice like that. I'll try to make it up to her — thanks for being there in the meantime.
[ good luck trying to shove the right direction near this bundle of oblivious denseness. ]
And uh, where I went was definitely home. I think?
I didn't remember anything from here while I was there, though. A few months' worth of stuff happened too.
So... confusing.
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[ and that was to stop a poor lovestruck teenage girl from turning the entire colony inside out. thankfully, he managed to keep things in check. ]
I thought so - that lines up with what some acquaintances of mine told me about the circumstances. I'm afraid I don't know much about it myself.
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(Get it?)
( ^..^)ノ
[ HAAAAha just some lighthearted talk in the midst of him pulling a lot more leather than usual. and also because having questions here and there is a little bit frustrating; not that he'd admit that out loud. ]
I'll be really surprised if anyone actually does know a lot about mysteriously pulling Houdinis back home.
[ ..... would steven even get that reference?? it doesn't occur to adrien to think otherwise, nice job adrien. ]
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:)
[ this is only his third time using an emoticon - be patient with the dad texting. it really did make him smile, though.
honestly??? he might get it, but i literally have no idea because pokemon would never address that so i'll just assume that he can infer from the context. ]
It's just one more thing we'll have to investigate.
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!! ]
Woah.
At least "How to Make Steven use a smiley face" isn't one of those things anymore.
Puns, huh...?
[ no use lingering on the things they can't really solve at the moment. not when not!dad did a hip texting thing. look at that. ]
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[ :( ]
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[ ㅇㅅㅇ
.... ]
... Okay, you don't really use them, so it's kind of a surprise.
Supurrise?
Not a bad one!
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[ he's just a delicate flower. be gentle, not!son. ]
I hadn't seen the need to before, but someone I know convinced me to use them every once and awhile.
I suppose you could say they... "rock"?
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so, steven can't hear it, but adrien definitely laughed at the screen. ]
Competition! Do my puns need to get... boulder?
[ somewhere, ladybug is crying. ]
Smiley faces are like puns.
They just add something, you know?
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[ he usually keeps the geology puns under wraps for when he's had a few too many, but he knows adrien won't go blabbing about this and shatter his cool public appearance. ]
I'm beginning to learn that.
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... nah. ]
I'm gonna need laughing breaks in between texts.
Okay, so...
That was a gneiss one, for sure, but not pawsome enough to scare me off.
d(=^・ω・^=)b
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I'm afraid I'm ahead of you by a mylonite. Unless you're aware of various different types of geological specifications, you'll find your apatite for competition severely lacking.
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ah
hm
he fucked up here. yes. ]
Maybe this wasn't as... sedimentary as I thought it was.
This might be less of a contest and more being between a rock and a hard place.
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Of quartz you would say that. Now that you know, consider it a learning opportunity. You stick to your bismuth, and I'll stick to mine.
Unless, metamorphically speaking, you'd like to admit to your faults when it comes to this particular knowledge? I'm willing to start with a clean slate.
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well, schist. adrien's note to self: don't try to beat steven in geology. just... don't.
fatality. ]
You really like rocks.
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[ kind of. he's impressed, of course, since steven knows a lot... but he got rocked real hard near the end there. ]
I kinda wonder how you would've reacted if you saw Cœur de Pierre now...
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[ don't fucking mess with the rock maniac. but that second part does make him raise an eyebrow. "stone heart"? ]
Care to elaborate?
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That just means I'll need to brush up on the rock puns for next time!
[ guess who doesn't learn. yeah, this kid. ]
Stoneheart was an akuma victim. Like, an unwilling supervillain. The first one we faced.
He was huge and made out of all rock, so...
[ great for a fuqing nerd ]
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[ you'll need it, kiddo. but he appreciates you trying. ]
I see... I suppose asking what kind of rock it he was made of would be missing the point?
[ at least he's self-aware. ]
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Hm...
What would you make a giant rock guy out of?
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[ he's honestly, seriously thinking about this. ]
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Main obstacle: cat-themed superhero hitting it with an indestructible staff over and over again.
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