IC CONTACT.

[meouch]

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Hey, this is Adrien's voicemail. Sorry I couldn't get to you, leave a message. OR THE MORE EMBARRASSING EDITION: Chat Noir here! Or, well, not here. Crimes to solve, people to save, don't take it personally. Leave a meowssage! [ beep. ]

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[meouch]

[ well, probably the same way you can explain "several months passed for me but it was actually just a few days and in that time i broke into my dad's super secret batman safe then lost the stuff in his super secret batman safe, rode a giant mecha, and fought a supervillain in high heels. also i wear a catsuit for a living". so... yeah, you don't say anything.

which is why adrien's simple response to that totally non-intrusive question is: ]

Rise! Hey.
I've been good, besides the... you know, killer robots and other confusing Cerealia stuff.

(=ↀωↀ=)✧|

[ wait fuck that's a cat emote he's too tired for this shit

BACKSPACE BACKSPACE BACKSPACE ]

Hanging in there, like this: (•̀o•́)ง
What about you?

[pseudonyms]

[Adrien, buddy, are you okay? It's definitely for the best that he keeps that to himself (though the explanation of the catsuit sure would make things make more sense to her.)]

Just about the same (¯―¯٥) It's been REALLY crazy around here. The robots made it way worse. But it's sort of cool don't you think? The more we live through these things the stronger we get! That's definitely a victory!

You ended up getting rid of yours okay? I know some people were having a liiiittle bit of trouble.

[You know. Like herself. But it's been about a week now and she's pretty sure her robot's never coming back at least.]

[meouch]

[ all is fine. ]

That's a good way of putting it, huh? It's tough at first, but yeah, it's almost like we're levelling up each time.

[ stop it, you positive nerds. ]

But I did. Well, not me. I had... some help.
I don't have a lot of hands-on experience with this stuff.

[ that's a lie!!

anyway, he's had help like steven (and plagg), but he also ended up taking care of it. is cataclysming yourself weird? yeah, it was kind of weird. ]

[pseudonyms]

Yeah, exactly! That's the perfect way to put it!

No offense? But that doesn't surprise me too much. It's okay, I don't really have a lot of experience with weird stuff like this either.

[Shadows, sure! Robots? Well, no, so technically she's telling the truth.] I've been thinking maybe I should get my friend to give me some boxing lessons so I'm prepared next time. What do you think? Too much?

[meouch]

I don't think so.
I do a lot of fencing back home, and I also took some other lessons from a friend here too... Both those things helped. So "too much"? Nah.

[ self-defence things are helpful! even when you have access to anime magic. ]

I mean, the only bad part of it might be that I'll ask you to show me some boxing moves.

[pseudonyms]

Fencing like with the swords? I've never actually used one myself. Yu-senpai usually uses swords though so maybe he'd know, too.

Ooooor we can trade! Boxing lessons for fencing lessons and we take on the world? ヽ(〃･ω･)ﾉ

[meouch]

A fencing lesson boxing lesson trade. Never a conversation I thought I'd be having, or a deal I'd be making... I'm in!
(˘ʃƪ˘)
Master Rise.

[ like a kung fu movie. pretend the kaomoji is bowing. ]

But yeah, fencing with the swords. I mostly fence saber.
Who's Yu-senpai?

[pseudonyms]

You're the best! I mean I never thought I'd pick up boxing either, but I also never thought I'd be in a world made of code and working with robots ┐(´ｰ｀)┌

I have no idea what that means but I guess that's why we're trading lessons, huh Master Adrien? Yu usually fights with two-handed swords! But Yu Narukami? He's been here for a while, even longer than I have. Tall, silvery hair...oh, hold on!

[And she'll even do him a solid and just send him a picture of Yu. It's pretty convenient, isn't it?]